Dear Johny week 6.

Its been another crazy week in Brazil for our champ Johny Boy. Not only was he held up by gunpoint on a beach whilst working out, but he was also able to disarm his assailants, which then enabled Johny Boy plenty of time to ice them all in a truly heroic manner. Many of them were already unconscious when Johny put a bullet in them, a truly humane way for Johny to rid the streets of Brazil of dangerous criminal vermin.

But Johny's good work does not finish there, as always Johny has put a little time aside to give out some wonderful advice for our addicts in need.
This week a beautiful young lady from called Stacey from Lymington emailed into Addicted HQ looking for some wise words from the great Johny Boy Chap. Lets see how it went down.

Stacey from lymington asks:

Dear Johny,
I have gone 3 and 0 in my pro MMA career now and i want to fight for a bigger promotion. But none of them seem to take me seriously and keep telling me I need to promote myself some more so i will get better public recognition. What advice can you give me to further my career by getting myself more famous.

Thanks for your time Johny,

Stace

Xxx


And all the way from Brazil our knight in shining armbars replies:


allright darlin you sweet? what the f**k you doin tryna be a fighter birds dont balong in the ring but holdin my towel when am sparrin an makin my food after trainin an at the end of my fist an somethin else love dont come givin it large here tryna impress the champ with your 3-0 coz am 18-0 with 18 ko's knocked the sh*t outta every muggy c**t who tried gettin in the ring with me none gone to judges bet you aint even got any ko's like some perfectic c**t goin decision or winnin by submission ive got black belt in jewjitsu but am a man i throw hands an give the fahns what they wanna see johny boy knockin the livin sh*t outta c**ts thats why ring magazine rank me as pownd for pownd number one ok but i will help you darlin you got a fahn page you seen mine all my intavews an highlights an ko's an put cuple pics of you in mma gear lookin the dogs bollox lads will go nuts like with gill carano that hot bird she cant even ruck shes some sh*t muggy c**t who ive alredey banged an knocked the sh*t outta her in vegas when randy couture brout me in to prepare for james toney he new the champs got better hands than toney so gettin used to my bombs got him redey mate ko'd him cuple times by accadant but he got the job done in the end thanks for my time your f**kin right muggy c**t but add me on facebook if your a nice lookin bird an maybe come down jollys when am back in london just ramamber never f**kin try it with johny boy comin on here givin it large.

And just like that Johny slips back into the shadows of the Brazilian rain forest . He has work to do elsewhere, more lives to change. There is no sound of snapping twigs because Johny is too light footed. The only crack you hear is the sonic boom as Johny unleashes a couple of devastating hooks, knocking out a couple of Bengal tigers and the odd giant green anaconda that got too close to him for his liking.

You can follow the adventures of Johny Boy here:

http://www.facebook.com/johny.b.champ

and here:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johny-Boy/215858055149963


Image 1: Johny Boy showing of his championship belt.

Image 2: Johny Boy relaxing in the beautiful Brazilian rain forest.

Published by Boogeyman - Mon, 21 May 2012 17:18