Dear Johny week 7.
Maybe tomorrow, he will want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, he will just keep moving on.
Or something like that. Anyway, let's stop beating around the bush. The Champ is back on AddictedMMA and he is going to change somebody's life. As Tommy Cooper would have said "Just Like That".
This week a dude called Chris from Crawley wanted some advice on what could be a touchy subject:
I've been boxing for a number of years now and got off to a pretty good start to my career at amateur. Just recently I have struggled in my last 2 fights, drawing one and losing the other. This seems to have coincided with my misses losing interest in the bedroom with me.
I really want to make the move to professional boxing and get back to winning ways and impress my bird and a couple of guys down my gym have told me that they can get me steroids and that all professional boxers take them anyway? Is this true? And do you think this is the answer to me getting back to winning ways and prevent the misses from straying?
Any help and advice you can give would mean the world Champ,
Thanks a lot,
Chris (from Crawley)
And the Champ responds:
chris fella you allright mate crawley pal i now cuple lads down that way you now big steve goes down that pub in tilgate but might be barred for droppin cuple mugs few weeks ago an old bill cawght him sellin fake passports mate hes skint but hes good lad just tryna get that wonga mate coz big charlee deal went wrong last year he was axpactin big cash invastad 30 grand an was meant to get 300 grand back mate but some muggy c**t done him over an got all that money son so hes back on dole ive been tryna get him into boxin but the c**t drinks to much beer gasses out in one rownd but can still throw hard shots mate an put c**ts to sleep just to lazy a lad to do the trainin mate, f**kin hell fella you need to f**kin train harder mate show your bird your the top boy maybe show her your ko power losin intarest pal id f**kin tee of on that c**ts jaw mate tryna treat you like some kinda c**t!!! yeh mate go pro coz you get that wonga fella an we aint to far away mate only cuple hours you can come down learn some trikes from me mate just been down brazil workin boxin for junior dos santos he got the ko easy mate thats what happens when you train hands with me an not other muggy trainers like rowch or other c**ts ive alredey put to sleep mate an i train haye to hes got ruck with chisora you no that c**t hes alredey ko'd at confrance cuple weeks ago mate try those f**kin roids fella when i started them cuple years ago i was only bencheng 1000kg an after week on roids got it up to 2000kg mate so nerley triplad my weight fella coz the roids is like protene helps build muscal an makin you stronger an will help your power an knockin c**ts to sleep son i think thats whats holdin you back geeza.
And that's it Addicts and Johny boy fans for the week. Make sure to catch next weeks thrilling advice from the UK`s one and only Johny Boy.
Catch up with Johny Boys adventures here
Image 1. Johny Boy showing off his belt.
Image 2. Johny Boy showing off his weapons of mass destruction backstage at UFC 146.
AddictedMMA would like to point out that we do not agree with using steroids especially in a competitive environment. Scientist have also proven that they can leave you hung like a goldfish. Apparently.
Published by Boogeyman - Tue, 29 May 2012 16:11